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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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itsmemacleod:

How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

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My life.  X

My life. X

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abuseexcuse:

thesoftghetto:

wanderer-in-the-darkness:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This.

see, you don’t have to say “not all white people are like that” …you just have to show it in your fucking actions so that nobody can ever accuse you of being one of those shit white people

I’ve never seen the last two gifs!

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proctalgia:

when u see ur reflection
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emilysredsun:
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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

Perfect.

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thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle.""Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-""Tackle, Jarvis!""Yes, sir."

thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle."
"Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-"
"Tackle, Jarvis!"
"Yes, sir."

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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ryden-da-rainbow:

kili-fili-and-frilly:

blackberryshawty:

neneleakesyournudes:

suber:

And I thought I was lazy… 

the bbq sauce one jesus

I’ve been there

Sometimes my mom calls me on the house phone from her cell phone to ask me to get something for her that is much closer to her than it is to me.

My mom wakes me up by yelling at me to feed the cat.

Absolutely fantastic.

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