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plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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youthagainstfascism:

quentin tarantinos entire wardrobe can be described as “suspicious jogger”

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msgenevieve447:

Pretty much.

msgenevieve447:

Pretty much.

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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itsmemacleod:

How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

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My life.  X

My life. X

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abuseexcuse:

thesoftghetto:

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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This.

see, you don’t have to say “not all white people are like that” …you just have to show it in your fucking actions so that nobody can ever accuse you of being one of those shit white people

I’ve never seen the last two gifs!

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proctalgia:

when u see ur reflection
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