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thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle.""Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-""Tackle, Jarvis!""Yes, sir."

thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle."
"Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-"
"Tackle, Jarvis!"
"Yes, sir."

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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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neneleakesyournudes:

suber:

And I thought I was lazy… 

the bbq sauce one jesus

I’ve been there

Sometimes my mom calls me on the house phone from her cell phone to ask me to get something for her that is much closer to her than it is to me.

My mom wakes me up by yelling at me to feed the cat.

Absolutely fantastic.

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mcisaacs:

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

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nowyoukno:

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unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better


Oh my god.

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

Oh my god.

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mrmagic083:

Sexy Amy x 

My musical inspiration.  X

mrmagic083:

Sexy Amy x 

My musical inspiration. X

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Me on my period

  • Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
  • Uterus: Okay
  • Me: No -
  • Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
  • Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
  • Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
  • Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
  • Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
  • Cramps: Howdy
  • Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
  • Chocolate: No me
  • Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
  • Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
  • Vagina: I can do better, hold up
  • Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
  • Pad: You still missed.
  • Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
  • Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
  • Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
  • Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
  • Me: *dead*